“you hate what happens next. i hate what happens next. one of us is going to be utterly defeated when this call ends and my wallet says it ain’t gonna be me this time.”

turns out, the cool kids (all kids, apparently) have been on reddit since “like, middle school, bro.”

…”i have a leo sun sign. that means i’m ambitious. i’m optimistic. i’m generous when i’m not being a self-serving, bitch-faced narcissist…”

“…infections? cautious? dangerous? what the f&^k was the word?!…”